EF to the YOU to the SEE to the KAY!

Dislocated my shoulder this morning at Bob's.

No, I wasn't lifting weights, I was jacking around like I like to do, cause in my mind I am BIONIC and cannot get hurt.

It is the same shoulder that done it before, so since it's no stranger to this, it should be all good.

If you have never dislocated your shoulder let me tell you, it is the weirdest feeling in the world. It doesn't really hurt...at least not me. There's no sharp stabbing pain, you just can't lift your arm, and you can feel the bone is out. *shudder* It looks messed up. While it doesn't hurt, it does totally make you panic and sick to your stomach...lol!

So panic I did...begging Bob to PLEASE pop it back into place for me. In my mind all I could think is FUCK..the Arnold, this is so NOT happening!

At first Bob couldn't get it and that made me panic even worse and then I was just pissed off. Chris offered to drive me to the chiropractor or emergency room and I was like yeah, something, cause it's not going in by itself.

*enter slew of cuss words here*

I was so tense though and so panicked, it didn't stand a chance. Bob tried again and said he felt something pop but I still couldn't lift it, and you could see it was still out of place.

So I took a step back and started to breath...and begging God in my mind to get me out of this...

and with the littlest *pop*, it went back in.

:) ...SWEET.

And I can honestly say, it feels fine, but I figured I'd better ice it anyway.

So like the true muscle girl I am, I drove to work with a frozen bag of broccoli on it...

lmao :)

No worries, this is SO not stopping me. In fact, in my mind it didn't even happen.

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Dislocated Shoulder...

It's called LIFE...I'm just rolling with the punches...

I got this.

:)